Meggroll and Sad Sack: Partners in crime

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

I just rewatched the merlin finale and i realized that the reason why its so heartbreaking is because arthur was pretty much never mad about the fact that merlin had magic just that he hadnt told arthur about that part of himself and arthur just like always loved merlin and wanted him to be himself and thats why its so important for arthur to have said thank you and everything that happened and im sad but not that sad because its so pure and wonderful

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

breelifts:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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arielucia:

blueberry x honey (?lol?)

arielucia:

blueberry x honey (?lol?)

phallicburitto:

aquilaofarkham:

two weaknesses i have:

  • big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies
  • big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies AS DADS

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animedads:

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty

paprikalipstickcoinpursevaseline:

i hate this bitch lmao

paprikalipstickcoinpursevaseline:

i hate this bitch lmao

me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah

aversiteespabilas:

Look at Hiccup’s face in the last gif
How incredibly HAPPY he is
Just
Those two…

I want a dragon

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made